Sex on the Beach

Ah, my esteemed conclave of cocktail connoisseurs, let us embark on a journey to the sands of dalliance, where the sun kisses the horizon with a passion as fervent as a premiere night. Today, we craft the elixir known as Sex on the Beach, a potion so imbued with the essence of summer romances, it rivals the intrigue of my most tantalizing roles.

Ingredients

• 1 oz (30 ml) vodka, as clear and invigorating as the morning dew in the Rosebud Motel’s garden
• 1 oz (30 ml) peach schnapps, the sweet whisper of forbidden fruit
• 2 oz (60 ml) orange juice, freshly squeezed, a golden nectar rivaling the treasures of the Caspian
• 2 oz (60 ml) cranberry juice, as vibrant and mysterious as the ensembles of the Jazzagals
• Ice, the cool caress of a lover’s touch beneath the summer stars
• A slice of orange or a maraschino cherry, for garnish, the final adornment on our masterpiece of mixology

Directions

1. In a glass as captivating as a front-row seat at “Cabaret,” tenderly nestle the ice, a foundation as steadfast as Roland’s loyalty.
2. Pour in the vodka and peach schnapps, a duet as harmonious as David and Patrick’s love.
3. Add the orange juice, layering the complexity as one might layer a signature look for the annual Schitt’s Creek gala.
4. Top with cranberry juice, creating a gradient as mesmerizing as my most dramatic entrance.
5. Garnish with a slice of orange or a cherry, a flourish as exquisite as Alexis’s most heartfelt “Ew, David.”

Tips

• The blend of juices should be as balanced as my most critically acclaimed performances, a testament to the craft of mixology.
• The peach schnapps, darling, choose one that sings with the sweetness of a summer fling, yet with a depth that whispers of autumnal longing.

Calories & Alcohol

In our closing, my adored assembly of sippers and dreamers, the Sex on the Beach is not merely a cocktail; it is an ode to ephemeral loves and endless summers, a reminder of passions as fleeting and beautiful as a sunset on the Riviera.

As we lower the curtain on this saga of sand and seduction, let it be disclosed that this vessel of voluptuous delight conceals approximately 225 calories, with an alcohol content that gracefully pirouettes at about 1.5 standard drinks (2.4 AUD). A small tribute for a taste of amour on the shore.