Screwdriver

Ah, my treasured trove of tippling titans, today we embark upon a journey back to the rudiments of cocktail craftsmanship. We shall be concocting the Screwdriver, a beverage as straightforward yet profoundly satisfying as Roland’s rare moments of lucidity. This libation’s simplicity belies its capability to escort one gently into the realm of relaxation, much like one of Johnny’s reassuring pep talks.

Ingredients

• 2 oz (60 ml) vodka, as clear and smooth as the surface of the Rosebud Motel’s sign after a good polish
• 4 oz (120 ml) orange juice, freshly squeezed, as vibrant and rejuvenating as a sunrise viewed from the patio of the Café Tropical
• Ice, the unsung hero, ensuring our concoction remains as cool as David’s exterior when faced with an unexpected compliment
• A slice of orange, for garnish, the sartorial flourish akin to one of my signature brooches

Directions

1. In a highball glass, as unassuming yet functional as the motel’s finest dinnerware, introduce the ice with the care of placing a newborn into its cradle.
2. Pour in the vodka, the foundation of our concoction, as foundational as my presence in the council’s budget meetings.
3. Gently add the orange juice, allowing it to mingle with the vodka in a dance as timeless as my wardrobe.
4. Garnish with a slice of orange, a nod to the elegance and flair that we Rose’s bring to even the most pedestrian of tasks.

Tips

• Opt for a vodka of impeccable quality, for even in simplicity, one must never compromise on the caliber of one’s spirits.
• The orange juice, darling, should be as fresh as the gossip at a Jazzagals rehearsal, ensuring a Screwdriver that sings with authenticity.

Calories & Alcohol

In our closing, my adored conclave of cocktail aficionados, the Screwdriver is not merely a drink; it is a testament to the beauty in simplicity, a reminder that sometimes, the most profound joys are found in the unadorned.

As we draw the curtain on this episode of liquid lore, let it be known that this beacon of straightforward sipping harbors approximately 184 calories, with an alcohol content that elegantly stands at about 1.5 standard drinks (2.4 AUD). A modest toll for a foray into the foundation of cocktail culture.